HOW TO REALLY GET TO KNOW YOUR PARTNER

(December, 2017) The Hasbro Game company took a poll of 2,000 people to ask the best ways to really get to know your partner. The top answers were “take a vacation together” at 54%, and “cooking a meal together” at 47%. Here are the top 20 Ways To Get To Know Somebody, according to, uh, people.
1. Go on vacation together
2. Cook a meal together
3. Go on a day trip together
4. Meet their friends
5. Meet their parents
6. Play a game together
7. Watch a film together
8. Move in together
9. Spend Christmas together
10. Listen to music together
11. Visit each other’s hometowns
12. Go for a drive together
13. Do DIY project together
14. Buy a home together
15. Have an argument
16. Start a family together
17. Play a competitive sport together
18. Take a dance class together
19. Go to the gym together
20. Buy a car together
* I think what they’re trying to say is “do stuff together”.
* If this poll hadn’t been taken by Hasbro, “Play a game together” wouldn’t have even made the list.
* Whoa! It goes from “Go to a movie together” to “Move in together”. That escalated quickly.
* If you really want to see if you can tolerate each other, try hanging wallpaper some afternoon. The truth will come out, quickly and violently.
* This has been today’s episode of Another Worthless Survey Put Out There So Some Company Can Get Free Publicity.
* PHONE TOPIC: Is there anything on this list that you and your partner do NOT do, because it always leads to arguing?