THINGS WOMEN DO IN THE RESTROOM

(May 2015) From writer Macy Williams on PopSugar, here is a list of Things Women Do In The Restroom:
1. Complimenting strangers.
2. Picking a wedgie. A necessary evil.
3. Eating your secret purse snacks.
4. Reapplying lipstick.
5. Adjusting your boobs.
6. Flossing.
7. Questioning your outfit choice, and making the proper alterations.
8. Stretching.
9. Giving yourself a pep talk.
10. Taking a nap.
11. Hugging it out.
12. Stealing toilet paper.
13. Practicing your dance moves.
14. Getting into a fight – or watching a fight from inside the bathroom stall.
15. Texting.
16. Crying.
17. Gossiping
* Oh, and every once in awhile they pee or poo.
* Can’t we keep a little of the mystery here?
* Ladies, if you need your boobs adjusted, just ask your date. He’ll be happy to help.
* Practicing your dance moves? How old are you? 12?
* Oh, who goes to the restroom to take a nap? That’s just ridiculous.
* Maybe they passed out in there, but a nap?
* It’s what passes for journalism these days: You just make a list.
* Then you break the list down to a slideshow so you get as many clicks as possible. Am I right?
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, how many of these things have you done?