HAPPY COUPLES SLEEP CLOSE TOGETHER

(April, 2014) A new survey finds that the happiest couples are those who sleep close together – less than an inch apart. A survey of 1,000 people found that those who kept such close parameters had an 86% chance of reporting they were satisfied in their relationship, compared to 66% for those who slept 30 inches apart or more.
The survey also looked into how, exactly, the couples slept together:
– 42% back-to-back
– 31% facing the same direction
– 4% face-to-face.
– 91% of people who reported sleeping with their backs touching also reported a happy relationship, as did 91% of people who reported facing the same direction while touching (“spooning”).
* Less than an inch apart? Don’t any of these people have noses?
* Then there are the people who sleep close together because their mattress sags in the middle.
* I think that’s news we can all use … to determine what’s really news and what isn’t.
* So if you’re about to get divorced just sleep an inch apart and it’ll make your marriage happy again.
* So you and your spouse are trying to sleep. Easy, right? Wrong. These clowns are in the bed with you measuring how close you are.
* Just don’t call it cuddling, ’cause that would ruin it.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have a “do not touch” rule when you’re sleeping?