THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOUR SPOUSE IS OUT OF TOWN

Ever find yourself on your own for a week or two after you’ve been married awhile? How many of these things have you done?
– Let the dog sleep in your bed.
– Sleep all over the bed, not just on your side.
– Try out their pillow.
– Never close the bathroom door.
– Drink straight from the carton always.
– Only use one bowl for all of your food.
– Let the dishes to pile up until right before they come home.
– Eat all the stuff your spouse doesn’t want around the house, like junk cereal or cake.
– Stay up later than usual watching TV.
– Watch all the shows they don’t like.
– Sleep with a pile of unfolded laundry on the bed.
* Walkin’ on the wild side, baby!!!
* So when does Mommy get home?
* Wow, that’s all they’ve got? Where’s the imagination?
* For one thing, I don’t see any mention of an escort service here.
* You do the laundry but you don’t fold it? Ooo, you wild rebel, party animal you.
* Listen, if all you’ve got to celebrate your freedom is eating everything from one bowl, it’s over anyway.
* The dog eats all his food from one bowl. Why don’t you borrow the dog’s dish?
* PHONE TOPIC: What things do you do when your spouse is out of town?