MAYOCHUP MEANS “S–TFACED” IN CREE

The Kraft Heinz company introduced their new condiment Mayochup to Canadian consumers earlier this month. Mayochup is a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup mixed in a single bottle. It turns out that Mayochup is also a word in the Native American Cree language. Mayo has a strong resemblance to the Cree word mêyi, which means “excrement”. Chup means “face”. So, mayochup translates to “[Poop] is on my face”. Grand Chief Jonathan Solomon of the Mushkegowuk council in Northern Ontario first pointed out the translation. He says, “We the Cree people are laughing about it because of what it means in our language. It’s kinda funny when you think about it. If I ate it and have some on my face, than I am Mayuchup/[Poop]face.”
* Yes, but the joke’s on you, because you already paid the company three bucks for the bottle.
* “Poop is on my face.” Or, if you’re the guy who thought this up, “Egg is on my face.”
* I got pretty mayochupped this weekend.
* Hold the mayo?
* Does “Ketchonnaise” mean anything awkward in another language?