WEDDING MISHAPS

Reddit asked, “What’s the worst thing that happened at a wedding you went to?” Some of the responses:
– “The bride, who was my aunt, specifically told that the designer she wanted are floral pastel pink and sky blue. The designer gave her the assurance that he would make it the way she wants. After the vows, we went to the reception and it was Christmas themed.
– “Two waiters full-on karate fight IN the reception hall. One of them got flipped over a table.”
– “The wedding venue was left open and someone stole all of the booze behind the bar the day of the wedding. Without tipping off the bride, the groom gave the go ahead to open all of the cards with money, and send someone with a Costco card to buy all of the missing booze again!”
– “I was at a wedding where you were supposed to open these little envelopes and release a butterfly at the end of the ceremony. When we opened the envelopes all the butterflies were either dead or almost dead. Super awkward.”
– “The Bride, for a laugh, when asked the “do you take” question, said no, just for a laugh. The minister stopped the ceremony dead. Said “ok” and refused to marry them. They had to go through all the pre-marriage stuff again and get married 6 weeks later.”
– “At my wedding, my husband’s cousin’s new wife showed up decked out in her own bridal dress.”
– “The bride’s uncle parasailed over the reception towing a banner. A short time later the power went out. Sometime later, a couple police officers showed up, and explained the uncle accidently hit some power lines and didn’t survive.”
– “The bride and groom had a Rottweiler that they really loved, was well-trained, was even part of the ceremony as the ring bearer. But then at the reception, in the middle of their first dance, a guy kicks open the door of the ballroom and charges in shouting, “Babe! I miss you! Don’t do this!” The guy lunges at her, and suddenly the dog attacks him, bites down on his arm and wrestles him to the ground. People screaming, kids crying, and then suddenly the guy stands up like nothing happened, and the bride announces that he’s their dog trainer, and this was a demonstration of the dog’s “defensive abilities”. He shows the little padded thing he had on his arm under his shirt, then walks out of the room, and then the couple finish their first dance.”
– “Civil War reenactment across the street from the church. Literal cannons going off the entire time during the ceremony.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What weird thing happened at a wedding you attended? No drunk stories, death stories, bride/groom caught cheating stories, food poisoning stories. Tell us something really unique.