DON’T EVER USE THESE RESTAURANT JOKES AGAIN

From Food & Wine magazine, here are the restaurant “jokes” that servers are absolutely sick of hearing. So cut it out!
– “Hope we can find a table!” when the restaurant is empty.
– “I’m ordering the salmon ‘just for the halibut.'”
– If you have a choice of soup or salad, don’t say, “I’ll have the Super Salad!”
– “Hey, this gazpacho is cold.”
– “Can I get a diet water?”
– “There must be a hole in this glass because my drink is empty.”
– When the server hasn’t been to the table for ten minutes and you say, “We thought you got lost.”
– When they bring you your decaf coffee, don’t say, “If I’m still awake at 3:00 a.m., I’m gonna call you to complain.”
– “I don’t need sugar for my coffee, I’m sweet enough.”
– “Can I get you anything else?” “Yeah, a million dollars.”
– When they ask how you liked your meal, and your plate is totally clean, don’t say, “I hated it.”
– When the check comes, don’t say, “Hey, we didn’t order this!”
– “Oops, I forgot my wallet. I guess I’ll have to wash dishes.”
* So just don’t say it, okay DAD?
* Looks like the honeymoon period of people coming back to restaurants after Covid is over.
* People who would make these wisecracks aren’t classy enough to be getting Food & Wine magazine.
* Waiters should have a checklist: “Every time I hear one of these jokes, that’s $5 added to your bill.”