THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Have To Vacuum My Bed Every Morning Because I Shed Skin Like A Snake At Night”
2. “‘Fictosexual’ Japanese Man No Longer Able To Communicate With Hologram He Married”
3. “New Wearable Devices Could Track Your Health By The Gases You Produce”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Here’s How Long Sarah Jessica Parker Takes To Prepare For Met Gala”