MORE ADORABLE THINGS THAT KIDS CALL THINGS

Here’s another round of strange names kids have for things:
– “My daughter calls David Grohl’s band the Foo Spiders.”
– “At some point I will have to tell my daughter we don’t put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.”
– “My 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.”
* Please tell me what they brought out was a lasagna.
– “My 4 year old keeps yelling “oh middlesticks!” and I am never correcting him”
– “My 6 y/o is learning about different states, but instead of saying New Hampshire he keeps calling it New Hamster.”
– “My daughter calls Netflix “Netflakes.”
– “Let’s do the popsicle course!”
– “She calls tofu “toes-food”
– “My son calls a loofa a scrubby dubby.”
– “My toddler calls pigeons street chickens.”
– “Daddy do you have any bat cheese? / Bat cheese?/ Yes. / Bat. Cheese? / Yes. / Why are you asking for… bat cheese? / For my car. / Ahhhh batteries. You need batteries.”
* Kids mangle the darnest things.
* Maybe all these parents are mumblers?
* I believe these are called “Bidenisms.” Like how during the State of the Union, he called Ukrainians “Iranians.”
* This all sounds cute, but most of these kids are in their late teens, so… seek help.