COLLEGE STUDENT LEFT BEHIND IN CAVE

An Indiana University freshman is doing remarkably well after he was trapped in a cave in southern Indiana for nearly three days. Lukas Cavar, 19, joined the Caving Club at IU on a beginner’s trip last Sunday to Sullivan Cave, which is about 20 miles south of Bloomington. He became separated from the group, and when he reached the entrance to exit the cave, he found the gate was padlocked. Cavar said he couldn’t get a cell phone signal, so he screamed for hours. He didn’t have much food or any water, so he licked moisture from the cave walls to stay hydrated. Cavar said he spent most of his time in the cave talking to himself, napping, and foraging for water. His parents texted him on Monday. When he never responded, they knew something was wrong, and they filed a missing persons report. When members of the caving club found out he was missing, they went back to the cave and rescued him late last Tuesday.
* Ha ha ha … Cave Club hazing … ha ha.
* Guy must have made quite the impression on his new friends that they didn’t notice he was missing.
* “Hey – does this van feel less crowded to you on the ride home?”
* Talking to himself, then napping. He’s so dull he actually bored himself to sleep.
* On the bright side, while he was in the cave, he found The One Ring To Rule Them All.
* Maybe the Caving Club could do a fundraiser for a cellphone tower?