SHAKING MAN CLAIMS HE WAS TURNING INTO THE HULK

A Charleston, South Carolina, man was arrested for causing a disturbance at a bank last Thursday morning after telling police he was “turning into the Hulk.” The man was refusing to leave the Wells Fargo bank parking lot. Deputies arrived and said the man, later identified as 30-year-old Cale Strickland, was shaking uncontrollably and could not sit still inside his truck, which was running. Strickland “appeared to be intoxicated and started to talk to imaginary people and was not making any sense.” Paramedics said Stickland’s heart was beating at 120 beats per minute. Strickland reportedly told deputies his pulse was elevated because he was “turning into the Hulk.” He stated that his body could do this and he was turning into the Hulk although he would not turn green, which would have been cool.
* No … I’m pretty sure the Hulk’s regular name is David Banner. Sorry, Mr. Strickland.
* Instead of asking him to walk a straight line, police asked him to lift his truck.
* He “started to talk to imaginary people and was not making any sense,” kind of like when Clint Eastwood was talking to that empty chair.
* Hmm … it’s time to play another round of “Name that Drug.”
* I’m going to start with booze … lots and lots of booze.
* Now, hold on … That’s just my initial bet. I’ll add the rest later.
* Okay, does anybody pick bath salts here? No? Yeah, you’re right. Otherwise he’d be chewing on the truck.
* “Shaking uncontrollably” is a clue. Do I hear any meth bids out there? How about booze, cocaine, and a whole lot of meth?