DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Met My Husband While Dumpster Diving – Now We’re Expecting A Baby”
2. “I’m The Only Person To Run A Marathon On Every Continent Dressed As Fruit”
3. “Lonely On Valentine’s Day? Listen To This 95-Year-Old Sex Expert’s Tips.”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How A Man’s Hiccups Were Cured By Digital Rectal Massage”