SLEEPTALKING

Reddit asked, “What’s the strangest thing you’ve heard someone say in their sleep?” Some of the responses:
– “Girlfriend said, ‘We gotta go to the bean party. Beaaaannn paaaarty. It’s only 6 percent.'”
– “Husband was dead asleep, and all of a sudden, he giggles, says ‘monolith,’ and goes right back to sleeping normally.”
– “My wife tried to sell me an insurance policy in her sleep.”
– “The cheese is in my pocket.”
– “It’s hard to fold mustard in half”
– “It smells like lawnmowers in here.”
– “Apparently, one night I said to my girlfriend, ‘Give me your teeth, I’ll clean them.’”
– “My husband said, ‘Now what am I supposed to do with all these stupid monkeys?’”
– “My dad start laughing in the middle of the night, waking my mom. She asked him, ‘What is so funny?’ He says, ‘I just remembered something from mesosoic era,’ rolled over and started snoring.”
– “Boyfriend said, ‘Get the hot dogs ready.’ I said, ‘What?’ He said, ‘Because I’m SANTAAAAAA….'”
– “I’m petting the raindrops, that’s how they get their shape, duh.”
– “There’s a dinosaur in the kitchen, I’m not keeping it.”
– Husband sat bolt upright in bed and pointed across the room and said, ‘Right there, that’s where the body is,’ Then laid down and was snoring again in a minute. But then he said, ‘Tacos.'”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you keep a log of what your partner says in their sleep? Some people do. Call in and share it.