PARADOX

AskReddit asked, “What is your favorite paradox?” Some of the answers:
– To set up my Wi-Fi I need Wi-Fi to install an app needed to set up my Wi-Fi.
– You need a job to get experience, but you can’t get a job without experience.
– If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow” what happens?
– You go backwards in time to kill your grandfather. But in doing so, you were never born, and so you were never there to kill him.
– The more you try to argue with someone, the less likely they are to agree with your point.
– The human body regenerates all the cells within it every seven years, Are we the same person we were seven years ago?
– The Lottery Paradox: If you have a lottery ticket it’s irrational to think it’s a winning ticket, but it’s also irrational to think that there are no winning tickets
– You walk halfway to some place. Then you walk halfway again. Then again. If you continue walking halfway to a place, you can never get there.
– It is impossible to seek what one does not know, because one will be unable to determine whether one has found it.
– Those towers next to the road with the blinking red lights at the top of them? The lights are there to tell airplanes where the towers are. The towers are only there to hold up the lights.
– The solution to a problem feeds the problem. For example, there are too many cars so we build more roads. More roads bring more cars, so we build more roads.
– The more Swiss cheese I have the more holes in my Swiss cheese. The more holes in my Swiss cheese the less Swiss cheese I have.
* What is this, Blow Your Mind Wednesday?
* I have a rule: No philosophy before 10 A.M.
* I feel like Captain Kirk doing battle with the alien supercomputer.
* Okay, it’s time for AskReddit to go back to questions like “What is your favorite pot roast recipe?”
* All these people who answered? We have a message from their bosses: “Get back to work!!!”
* All I know is, the more there is on TV, the less there is to watch.