I MARRIED AN IDIOT

Reddit asked, “When did you realize you married an idiot?” Some of the responses:
– “He was stacking cups… in the dishwasher”
– “She walked into a computer lab on campus and simply picked up a computer and walked home with it. She literally thought the computers were free for students.”
– “When kids egged his car and he thought the best way to get the egg off was to use steel wool.”
– “He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn’t need to drink water.”
– “The night I said that I thought I smelled gas, and he grabbed a lighter and struck it without hesitation.”
– “She didn’t know that yogurt and pudding were not the same thing.”
– “My ex wanted to start a business making supplies for baby showers. Her business plan was to sell everything below cost to to increase sales. If she sold them cheap it would drum up more business and she would sell more that way.”
– “She told me Apple Music was B.S. because it only had covers of Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata,” and not the original.”
– “An ex once told me ‘I hate arguing with you because you know all these FACTS.'”
– “She asked me if I could name all 52 states.”
– “She said playing basketball makes you taller. Her proof was all the tall people playing basketball.”
– “He thought dipsticks were a scam to get people to buy more engine oil.”
– “When I found out my ex didn’t know what order the months go in. When I asked him to learn he got mad, said that it wasn’t something he was interested in.”
– “The first time we got into bed together and i couldn’t figure out why the blanket was so tight… he was laying on the flat sheet and said that’s how he has always slept. When i asked what the point of the fitted sheet was he said to protect the mattress and I said, ‘Yes and the flat sheet protects the duvet” and he asked what that was… he has been laying on BOTH THE FLAT AND FITTED SHEET HIS ENTIRE LIFE.”