AMNESIA MAN DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS

Authorities in Weymouth, England have been working to try to identify a man who claims to have no memory of who he is or where he comes from. The man, aged in his 40s, arrived in Weymouth last September, with scraggly hair and a beard, wearing a black motorcycle helmet with no visor and two pairs of pants. He has an Eastern European accent and it is believed his first language is Latvian. He has been in the care of the health service and still, after all these months, cannot say who he is or provide any information about where he is from or his family.
* Can’t, or won’t? Maybe he said something nasty about Putin and is in hiding.
* There are at least three American soap operas who are trying to sign this guy for their show.
* There was somebody who showed up, but the only thing he could identify was the amnesiac’s second pair of pants, which he claimed were his.
* Turn him over to that “Finding Your Roots” show that figured out Edward Norton was related to Pocahontas. Let them have a crack at him.