THE STRANGEST SANDWICH ORDERS

A recent “Ask Reddit” asked sandwich artists to reveal “the strangest order you’ve ever had from a customer.” Some of the answers:
– “A guy would come in regularly to order a footlong on white, double mayo, salt pepper. No meat, no cheese, just the mayo.”
– “My town had a lot of foreign exchange students from South Korea and they would always order the meatball subs with scoops of “seafood sensation” which was just mayo and imitation crab. Then have it toasted, it smelled horrible.”
– “A regular I had years ago would get the seafood, add tuna, add sweet onion sauce, toasted. Smelled like death.”
– “I had to cut extra holes in swiss cheese for an eight year old.”
– “Had a regular come in at 3am that would request that we toast the [heck] out of his sandwich, until it was charcoal. First time he came in, I pulled his sandwich out of the toaster and he told me to put it back in…and again… and again. Apparently he really liked the taste of burnt everything.”
– “I used to work at McDonald’s. We had a regular customer who wanted a plain quarter pounder, no bun, extra extra extra extra extra pickles. Basically, just a 1/4-lb beef patty with half cup of pickle slices on top of it.”
– “We had frozen egg disks that we were supposed to heat in the oven. It was like a frozen circle of egg whites with a yellow piece in the middle. This one guy would come in and order just the egg circle, but didn’t want us to heat it up. We handed him hard, frozen disks, covered in ice flakes. He barely spoke English, so the first time he showed up we were very confused to say the least. But once we understood he was very happy with his egg hockey pucks.”
– “My boyfriend had a customer come in with a Kermit the frog puppet. The customer spoke through the puppet, had my boyfriend hand the change to the puppet, and also slide the sandwich to the puppet.”
* And when he complained about the small tip, the guy said, “Don’t look at me, talk to the frog!”
* The guy who liked everything burnt? Satan, walking the streets of earth.
* How lazy are you when you can’t make yourself your own mayo sandwich?
* The slogan should be: “Have It Your Way, You Weirdo”.
* Strangest sandwich order? At least nobody got “Take your clothes off and make my sandwich naked.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Are you a sandwich artist who’s taken some weird requests?