MAN GOES BERSERK OVER MISSED MUSTARD ON HAMBURGER

In Vancouver, a Canadian man flew into a violent rage Tuesday night at a Wendy’s after they forgot to put mustard on his burger. Wendy’s staff members called police after the man exited his car and began hitting a Plexiglas barrier that separates the restaurant takeout window, and then ripped it off the wall. Mounties are now asking the public to help identify the man. He is described as a white man in his 50s with a bald head and a reddish-brown beard. He was wearing jeans and a plaid overcoat.
* So, it could be literally any Canadian. Even the women.
* He’s long gone. They’ll never ketchup.
* If only there was some way to get a packet of mustard before you leave the drive-thru.
* If only preparing burger orders wasn’t such a complicated and mentally challenging job.
* Do these Wendy’s employees understand that there are already burger joints where robots make the food? This isn’t a good time to put your worst foot forward.
* At least Dave Thomas didn’t live to see this.