BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE TO HAVE CONDOMS AVAILABLE

Now that the Boy Scouts have decided to accept people who identify as gay and lesbian, in addition to girls (* Ew! Girls! Ick.), the World Scout Committee is now requiring any host country of a World Scout Jamboree to provide condoms. That would include next year’s 24th World Scout Jamboree, scheduled July 21-Aug. 1, 2019, in West Virginia. In opposition to the policy (and just about everything else) John Stemberger, president of the Christian-based Florida Family Policy Council, wrote that “With the addition of condoms and alcohol, the World Jamboree is starting to sound more like a 1960s Woodstock festival rather than a campout that parents would want to send their children to!”
* Hey – be prepared, and all that. Man.
* On the bright side, John – no tattoo kiosks.
* Or Sexual Performance Merit Badges.
* It’s in the Scout’s Oath to remain morally straight, and it sounds like the scouts are going to working to keep as straight as they can.
* A lot of tent-pitching, as it were.
* More like a World Scout SLAM-boree.
* “World Scout Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma’am-boree”?
* Woodstock for Boy Scouts: “Stay away from the brown bug juice, man.”