THE AVERAGE PERSON WILL TAKE 25,000 SELFIES

(March, 2017) Samsung introduced their new Galaxy S8 and S8+ phones on Wednesday (* now with 15% less fire!). Justin Denison, senior vice president of product strategy and marketing at Samsung, also noted during the unveiling that people are taking an average of 25,000 selfies in a lifetime.
* Not with a blow-up phone they won’t.
* In addition, marketing directors will pull an average of 260 statistics out of their butt.
* Justin Denison, senior vice president of product strategy and slinging the marketing B.S.
* Of course, if you take the Kardashians’ numbers out the average drops to around 1,000 selfies.
* The number also drops when you count the people who accidentally kill themselves taking a selfie.
* That’s one way to guess a person’s age: Ask them if a Galaxy is a phone or a car.