"STUDY": MEN SHOULD GO OUT FOR BEER TWICE A WEEK

(October, 2017) A new study conducted by the University of Oxford has “discovered” that men should go out twice a week for beers to stay healthy. The study, conducted by (* future Nobel laureate) Robin Dunbar, a psychologist and director of Oxford University’s social and evolutionary neuroscience research group, determined that men must physically meet with four friends, two times a week, in order to reap the full benefits of male friendship. He says most men get far less male bonding time than what they require. Benefits of strong male friendships include a stronger immune system, the release of endorphins, an overall decrease in anxiety levels, and higher levels of generosity.
* The study was funded by the Association of British Pub Owners.
* Four friends, two times a week? How about two friends, four times a week?
* If you have no friends, can you drink their beers?
* Of course, it doesn’t have to be beer. It could be playing cards, or bowling, or – wait, what am I saying?
* Robin Dunbar sounds kinda lonely.