MOST ANNOYING AIRLINE PASSENGERS

(January, 2017) For the third year in a row, rear seat kickers have earned the dubious distinction of being the No. 1 most offensive type of airline passenger. According to a survey by Expedia, here are the most annoying airline passengers of 2016:
1. The Rear Seat Kicker (cited by 64% of respondents)
2. Inattentive Parents (59%)
3. The Aromatic Passenger (55%)
4. The Audio Insensitive (49%)
5. The Boozer (49%)
6. Chatty Cathy (40%)
7. The Line Jumper (35%)
8. Seat-Back Guy (35%)
9. The Armrest Hog (34%)
10. Pungent Foodies (30%)
11. The Undresser (28%)
12. The Amorous (28%)
13. The Mad Bladder (22%)
14. The Single and Ready to Mingle (18%)
* You know this is an ultra-accurate survey, because they used 424% of respondents.
* Of course, some passengers aren’t limited to just one category.
* For example: seat-kicker can happen because of inattentive parents.
* Heck, you can get most of these on one flight.
* The Mad Bladder? Hey – it’s better than all those stories last year about people peeing in the aisle.
* I would add The Slow Bag-Grabber and The Guy Who Closes The Window Shade Immediately Upon Sitting Down.
* Plus the guys who have those directional laptop screens so you can’t see their porn from your seat.
* The Amorous and Single Ready to Mingle group were offensive? Not if you’re trying to get into the Mile High Club.
* I think that could also come under the Undresser category.
* Passengers were also offended when the TSA groped them and then didn’t call the next day.
* Look, just get us there on time. We can handle the rest of it.
* Passengers finally agreed that the most annoying thing is still when the plane crashes.
* Shouldn’t Expedia be bringing us statistics about how much FUN it is to travel?