DO YOU DRINK YOUR COFFEE BLACK? YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH.

(June, 2017) If you like your coffee black, you may be a psychopath. According to a new study published in the journal Appetite, researchers at the University of Innsbruck found a correlation between a love of black coffee and sadist or psychopathic tendencies. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 adults, asking them to give their food and flavor preferences. The participants then took a series of personality tests assessing antisocial personality traits, such as sadism, narcissism and psychopathy. A preference for bitter flavors was linked to psychopathic behavior. Besides coffee, the study also found participants who reported a fondness for radishes, celery and tonic water were also more likely to exhibit antisocial traits.
* Mmm … salad …
* Years of study in the psychology field, and it all comes down to if your patient will eat a radish.
* Coincidentally, some of the researchers working with the psychopaths have gone missing.
* A preference for bitter flavors? Watch out for those kids with lemonade stands.
* Try me in the morning WITHOUT my black coffee. I’ll show you a REAL psychopath.
* So one is relatively safe inside a Starbucks, I assume.

By the way, here is a list of psychopathic traits: glibness and superficial charm, grandiose sense of self-worth, pathological lying, cunning/manipulative, lack of remorse, emotional shallowness, callousness and lack of empathy, unwillingness to accept responsibility for actions, a tendency to boredom, a parasitic lifestyle, a lack of realistic long-term goals, impulsivity, irresponsibility, lack of behavioral control, juvenile delinquency, criminal versatility, multiple marriages, and promiscuous sexual behavior.
* So, the psychological profile of 90% of celebrities.
* Wow, that describes me to a T. Except for glibness.
* That list describes someone else we all know to a T. And his name begins with T.