BREASTFED BABIES SMARTER, RICHER

(March, 2015) A new study finds that babies who are breastfed for at least a year grow up to be significantly more intelligent as adults, and they earn more money, too. The study, published in the journal Lancet Global Health, followed people from birth until they were 30 years old, to see how they did in life. Participants who were breastfed for 12 months or more had higher IQ scores, more years of education and higher monthly incomes than did those who were breastfed for less than 1 month. Babies breastfed for a year or longer earned about a third more.
* Hmm. I wonder if it’s too late?
* If you weren’t breastfed for a year, you can suck it.
* Wow. Stephen Hawking must have been breastfed until he was, like 25.
* Wouldn’t it be kind of creepy to have somebody following you for 30 years?
* I like the strategy. If you’re going to spend the grant money, why not take a closer look at women’s breasts?