AMERICANS CAN'T GET THROUGH THE MORNING WITHOUT CURSING

(April, 2018) The average American utters their first curse word of the day at 10:54 am. According to a survey by 9Round Kickbox Fitness looking into the everyday stress and frustration of 2,000 Americans:
– One in four Americans can’t get past 9 am without cursing most days.
– The rest of us will swear before 11 am.
According to the survey, The Top Causes of Stress:
1. Financial worry
2. Not getting enough sleep
3. Health concerns
4. Work
5. Your partner
6. Your kids
7. Home life
8. Family responsibilities
9. The news
10. Politics
* So, everything about adult life, then?
* Now you can make #11 “Worrying if you curse too much.”
* I suppose kickboxing would fix all of this?
* Ask anyone who wakes up to an alarm clock – that first curse word comes a whole lot earlier than 10:54 am.
* This is why I keep a Thermos of cold martinis next to the alarm.
* Just curious – how much did people curse before cable TV and rap came along?