THINGS NO MAN OVER 40 SHOULD OWN

(July, 2017) From Deslide.com. here is a list of Things No Man Over The Age Of 40 Should Own:
– Hoodies
– An acoustic guitar you pull out at parties
– Flip-flops
– Track suit
– Funny ties
– A velcro wallet
– A scooter
– Wine bottle as a candle holder
– Speedo
– A keychain bottle opener
– A “lucky” piece of clothing
– A roommate
– Band T-shirts
– A wallet chain
– Themed bedsheets
– A mattress on the floor
– A bong
– Skinny jeans
– Frozen pizza rolls
– Unframed posters
– A tattoo less than five years old
– A buddy on your couch
– A Guy Fieri haircut
* Why do I get the feeling Guy Fieri owns all of these things?
* Thank god they didn’t mention the Harry Potter books. I’m just sayin’ is all.
* I think if you made it to 40, you can have any damn thing you want.
* And yet women over 40 can still have stuffed animals.
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, what is your husband hanging on to that you wish he would toss?