1 IN 10 HAVE HAD SEX IN AN AIRPLANE, OR THEREABOUTS

(April, 2017) According to a totally believable survey, about 1 in 10 American air travelers have had sex of some kind at an airport, compared with about 8 percent who are members of the Mile High Club. The results come from US.Jetcost.com, a flight-shopping website, who surveyed 4,915 Americans who were 18 or older and had flown at least once in the past two years. Of those who had some sort of “sexual encounter”:
– 42 percent reported that it took place in a public restroom
– 28 percent got busy in the “storage cupboards”
– 14 percent “under a coat”
– 12 percent got it on in the VIP lounge
– 17 percent claim to have been caught in the act by airport staff
– The majority engaged in sex with their traveling partner (87 percent)
– Only 5 percent hooked up with a stranger
* Hey, you pervs at US.Jetcost.com – get back to selling tickets!
* So how many of those surveyed were just screwed by the airline? Hands? Hands??
* Does “sex of some kind” mean what I think it means?
* Since they got rid of the in-flight movie, there’s just not much else to do up there.
* 42 percent in a public restroom? George Michael would have been so proud.
* Chelsea Handler must have flown a lot last year, upping the numbers.
* This gives a whole new meaning to early boarding.
* I would guess the veracity of these numbers break along gender lines.
* In other words, lots of guys are exaggerating and flat-out lying.
* And the women are probably holding back the truth a little.