PET PEEVES

(From the Huffington Post, November, 2015)
Everyone has a pet peeve. Is yours on this list?
– Loud chewing.
– People who are chronically late.
– People who scuff their feet as they walk down the street, especially if they’re wearing UGGs.
– People who chew gum loudly.
– The feel of chalk.
– People who walk into the subway and stand right in front of the door.
– People who don’t cover their mouths when they cough.
– People who discuss being on a diet while you’re in the middle of eating something unhealthy.
– People who say “ew” to the food on your plate.
– People who eat food off your plate without asking first.
– People who use redundant hashtags on Instagram, like #me #human #girl #selfie.
– People who say “no offense” as if it downplays anything insulting they say.
– People who go “woo” when their favorite song comes on.
– People that clip their nails at work, while sitting at their desk.
– People who walk slowly or stop suddenly in the middle of the sidewalk.
– Line cutters.
– People who don’t know how to get through airport security efficiently.
– When you let a car cut in front of you and they don’t wave to thank you.
– Misspelled signs.
– Slow cashiers.
– People who talk over you when you’re clearly still in the middle of the sentence.
– When people say “on accident.” It’s BY accident.
– People who groom themselves on public transportation.
– People who seal a ziplock bag without removing the air first.
– Adults who say “yummy.”
– Clapping at the end of a movie in theater.
– People who abbreviate things that don’t need to be shortened.
– When people say “cool beans.”
– When people go to irrational lengths to keep their middle name a secret.
* Wow. Humans suck.
* You know what I hate? People who make lists of other people’s habits.
* What happened to “Don’t sweat the small stuff”?
* “The feel of chalk”? Chalk is a mineral in nature. You’re going to have to take this one up with God.
* People who seal a ziplock bag without removing the air first? Sorry, but that’s just nitpicking.