WOMEN WITH BIG BUTTS SMARTER, HEALTHIER

(March, 2018) A study conducted by the University of Oxford analyzed data from 16,000 women and found that women with larger than average butts aren’t only more intelligent, but also extremely resistant to chronic illnesses. The study’s findings indicated that women with a larger posteriors tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose, and higher levels of Omega 3 fats, which have been shown to catalyze brain development. Having a big butt also favors dinopectina, a hormone with anti-inflammatory, heart-healthy, and anti-diabetic benefits. In addition, the adipose tissue of the butt traps harmful fatty particles and prevents cardiovascular disease. Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, lead researcher of the study, said, “The idea that body fat distribution is important to health has been known for some time. However, it is only very recently that thigh fat and a large hip circumference have been shown to promote health; that lower body fat is protective by itself.”
(study here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20065965)
* Professor Manolopoulos likes big butts, and he can not lie.
* “Do these pants make me look smart?”
* Big butts = higher intelligence, as can clearly be seen in the case of Kim Kardashian.
* I dare any man out there to go home tonight, burst through the door and say, “Great news, honey!”
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