SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE HAVE MORE ORGASMS

(March, 2017) According to new research, people who orgasm at least once a day are far more likely to enjoy their jobs, work hard, and move up the career ladder. Keith Leavitt, an associate professor at Oregon State University, documented the mood of 159 married employees for two weeks. They found men and women were far more productive and engaged if they’d had sex the night before. Overwhelmingly, employees who had sex were in more positive moods the next day. And the elevated mood levels in the morning led to more sustained work engagement and job satisfaction throughout the workday. The effect, which appears to linger for at least 24 hours, was equally strong for both men and women.
* Come again?
* Another reason to hate successful people.
* Did these married people having sex go straight to work the next day, or did they stop at home first?