AUDIO: COLLEGE A CAPPELLA GROUP BUSTED FOR HAZING
Cornell University’s oldest all-male a cappella group has been “permanently dismissed,” for hazing. An investigation revealed that to join Cayuga’s Waiters singing club, new members had to “sit naked in an ice bath in a bathroom during an organization trip; apply Icy Hot to their genitals; and race up and down a street and then consume food.” The investigation found that these activities had allegedly been going on for at least 10 years.
* I believe this is also how they picked the singers for One Direction.
* How’d they find out about it? Somebody sang.
* How else are you going to determine who sings soprano if you don’t apply Icy Hot to their genitals?
* Can you apply Icy Hot to your genitals and THEN sit naked in the ice bath?
* “My junk doesn’t know whether to shrivel up or start smoking.”
* What do you expect from a mediocre school like … wait, did you say Cornell?
* They had to race up and down the street and then consume food? How barbaric is that?
* Just say “dismissed”. “Permanently dismissed” is just rubbing it in.
* The school went on to say that the group could reform but only after eternity or forever was over – whichever took longer.
* After that the school says they can reform but only on another planet in our solar system. Not here on Planet Earth.
CLIP: Here is a bit of the real Cayuga’s Waiters singing.
