1 OUT OF 11 PEOPLE HAVE HAD SEX AT WORK

(June, 2017) A new survey from Yellow Octopus has found that 1 in 11 people have had sex at work. Over 1,000 people were asked about their in-office behavior:
– 11% said they’d had sex in the office with a co-worker
– 4% said they’d done it with a non-employee
– The majority did it after office hours, but around a third managed to do it mid-workday.
* Does this include the screwing you get ever year at raise time?
* The percentage who have sex at work goes way up if you include prostitutes.
* If you work at a place that has 10 other employees, watch out for the guy who spends too long in the bathroom.
* Well, thinking about everybody at our radio station here, now I’m a little grossed out.
* This certainly extends the definition of “bonus”.
* Did you ever have sex in the office? Ever try for a vertical merger? Attempt an inventory turnover?
* I used to work in a brokerage, and tried doing it with one of the broker assistants. I was accused of selling short.
* 11% had sex with a co-worker, 4% with a non-employee, and one guy porked the soda machine.
* The people at Yellow Octopus would have had this survey out sooner, but they were busy having an orgy.