MAN SHOT OVER POTATO CHIPS
“Yo, man, give me back my chips.”
COBRA ON THE LOOSE IN ORLANDO
Hey, little cobra.
GUY NAMED ROACH TRIES TO ROB POT STORE
John D. Roach … D for Doobie?
MAN BUYS GUN, SHOOTS BURGLAR HOURS LATER
Shot him in the back, but still.
WOMAN TO GIVE BIRTH AMONG DOLPHINS
What can possibly go wrong?
TEEN FAKES TRIPLET PREGNANCY
But then, come month #10, she still hadn’t delivered.
DAY CARE FIGHT CLUB
The two instigated fights among children, aged 4 to 6.
GUY SET FIRE TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE BECAUSE "HE HAD TO CLEAN IT"
“I’m sorry grandma. Take care of my dog.”
BROKEN FAKE FINGERNAIL SOLVES MURDER
Found near the body.