BLOW-DART BANDIT ARRESTED
Point well taken.
GIRAFFE MISSING IN TEXAS
Those things can be so darn sneaky.
MAN SKATEBOARDS ACROSS USA IN 39 DAYS
True – no fakie.
ZOO CLOSED ON ACCOUNT OF ANIMAL
Bear left.
MAN FALLS IN CAMPGROUND TOILET RETRIEVING SUNGLASSES
Honey, hold my ankles.
87-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS LOTTERY
It’s about time.
DRONE WITH A MAGNET DISARMS SUSPECT
Wolverine vs. Magneto, sort of.
DRIVER DOES DONUTS IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION
To impress a girl.
M&M’S DROPPING BLUE AND BROWN FOR AWHILE
Well doesn’t that just blow, pops?
PLUMBERS FIND DIAMOND RING DROPPED DOWN TOILET TEN YEARS EARLIER
So THAT’S where i left it!