THE OLDEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD – 15 YEARS
She’s no spring chicken.
DOLLAR GENERAL MANAGER STAGES ROBBERY TO GET BAIL MONEY
Buck the system.
I DIDN’T KNOW MY HUSBAND WAS RUNNING A PROSTITUTION RING OUT OF MY HOUSE
Sorry your mom’s a whore, bro.
MAN HITS MOOSE, LOSES CARCASS TO MEAT THIEF
Highway robbery.
AUDIO: SWAT COP SCROLLS THROUGH DATING APP DURING STANDOFF
Could have been worse. Could have been OnlyFans.
SANTACON IS A CON
Santa fraud.
AUDIO: PILOTS MAKE CAT & DOG SOUNDS TO AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
Toonces, the cat who could fly a plane.
CHUNK OF AIRPLANE ICE CRASHES THROUGH ROOF, LANDS ON COUCH
Maybe it’s a sign that Hell is freezing over.