ALASKA WOMAN JIU-JITSU’S A BEAR
Escaped, bearly.
COPS HIJACK UBER TO CHASE SUSPECT
There goes his rating.
DETROIT PAYS STUDENTS FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE
$100 a week to show up.
THE MALE-ONLY LUST-FREE GYM
Lift up thy spirit, along with thy medicine ball.
AUDIO: DARTH VADER SPEAKS TO CITY COUNCIL IN FAVOR OF FLOCK CAMERAS
Luke, I am your cosplayer.
FLORIDA WOMAN BITES HUSBAND’S EAR ON THE INTERSTATE
Then things got eerie.
THE TOP FOODS AT THE TEXAS STATE FAIR
“Top” being a relative term here.
BEAR JOINS MOVE-IN DAY AT COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY
Came for the meal plan.
MAN STABBED SEVEN TIMES, DIDN’T KNOW IT
Guess he… (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐□-□ / (⌐□_□) …got the point.
FIRE MARSHALL BLAMES SNAKE FOR FIRE; TEACHER DISAGREES
Sure, blame the snake, as always.