RIDE IN A HOT TUB BOAT
Tubs o’ fun!
BARRICADED SUSPECT SHOOTS FIREWORKS AT COPS
And for the big finale, he was arrested.
COLLEGE WATER POLO PLAYER SAVES THREE FROM DROWNING
This is heroism,
DISNEY WORLD PISSES OFF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO EAT OFF THE TOPS OF TRASH CANS
New garbage cans trashed.
ICE TO GET GLOVES THAT SHOCK
Shocking.
MAN DOES NO EXERCISE, TAKES ANABOLIC STEROIDS, ENTERS BODYBUILDING CONTEST
Oh – and he drinks, too.
AUDIO: WHALE SINKS FAMILY’S BOAT
Humper dumps chumps.
FLORIDA AVOCADO THIEF
Holy guacamole.
HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALLER PRACTICED WITH COTTONMOUTH SNAKE IN HELMET
Why the snake was wearing a helmet we’ll never know.
MAINE LIFEGUARD PULLED UNDER BY SHARK, SWIMS AWAY
This is not a boat accident.