BALD MAN STEALING ROGAINE
But, mysteriously, not using it.
JC PENNEY TO SELL THINGS FOR A PENNY
Really – 1 cent.
AUDIO: CITIZEN USES PUBLIC MIC AT COUNCIL MEETING TO ACCUSE MAYOR OF BANGING HIS WIFE
“He destroyed my family.”
AUDIO: E-CIGARETTE EXPLODES IN MAN'S PANTS
Great balls of fire!
TWINS WIN $6 MILLION LOTTERY
A yellow ladybug told her to buy a ticket.
HOT DOG HOOKER NOW OFFERING FREE FRONT YARD TOPLESS LAP DANCES
In East Rockaway, NY.
THE SMART TOOTHBRUSH
Only $250.
NAKED MAN IN AN AIRPORT
At Nashville International.
TRANSIT WORKER STEALS BUS TO AVOID BEING LATE FOR WORK
He was, uh, late anyway.