NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT CHURCH CHOIR
The city wants to fine them for too-loud choir practice.
BEAR WALKS INTO MONTANA HIGH SCHOOL
It’s Montana. No big whoop.
CAFFEINE-INFUSED PEANUT BUTTER
One tablespoon is equal to a cup of coffee.
AUDIO: TARGET INTERCOM PLAYS PORN SOUNDTRACK
15% off lawn supplies? Yes! Oh, yes, yes!!
NAKED WOMAN DESTROYS SUBWAY
After hiding in bathroom for two hours.
IRATE CUSTOMER THROWS CONDIMENT PACKETS AT MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE
The fusillade included ketchup packs.
AUDIO: WOMAN KICKED OFF AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT
Passengers boo the flight crew.
JUDGE ORDERS ARSONIST TO WRITE 200 LETTERS OF APOLOGY
For torching a storage unit facility.
WOMAN SUES HER 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW FOR BREAKING HER WRIST DURING HUG
“I remember him shouting, ‘Auntie Jen I love you,’ and there he was flying at me.”