TEEN FAKES TRIPLET PREGNANCY

In Wyandotte, Michigan, a teenage girl pretended for months that she was pregnant with triplets using “Fake a Baby” products she purchased online. As word of her pregnancy spread on Facebook – through a group she joined called “Moms of Triplets” – gifts started pouring in. A church got involved, a nonprofit group in Dearborn chipped in and relatives threw her a baby shower. “She got tons of help,” Jessica Adams, an aunt, told the media. “The gifts, they couldn’t even open at the shower there was so much.” She looked pregnant, too. Her abdomen expanded appropriately. She had ultrasound pictures confirming the triplets. And her 16-year old boyfriend, informed that he was about to become the father of three, was “excited,” or at least said he was, but also a little “scared.” He started looking for jobs. But then the young man’s mother started to get suspicious when she could not locate the girl’s doctor. And then, the girl hit her tenth month of pregnancy. The story quickly unraveled. The young woman had posted pictures of her ultrasound on the “Moms of Triplets” Facebook page, where someone discovered the photos were identical to ultrasound images of triplets sold on “Fake a Baby.com” and got in touch with the family. Police are investigating. Meanwhile, attention has focused on “Fake a Baby.com.” The website sells “Silicon Fake Pregnancy Belly-Twins,” the “Silicon Fake Pregnancy Belly” for the “20 to 25 week stage to the 38 weeks stage,” and “Silicone Breast Pushups”, in addition to “Fake Ultrasound Sonograms, Personalized,” and “personalized fake prescription” bottles.
* It’s still the best way to get early boarding on an airplane.
* Well, I know how I’M sneaking snacks into football games this year.
* So what we have here is the most relieved 16-old boy in history.
* I’ll bet he comes through this a real believer in condoms.
* When she hit her tenth month of pregnancy, she tried to say that because there’s 3 of them it takes longer.
* She needs a backup plan quick. This is where she says, “Did I mention I have cancer?”
* So, who’s worse, Fake A Baby dot com or Ashley Madison dot com? Let’s open the phones.
* Whatever will they do for fun NEXT year in Wyandotte, Michigan?