TODAY'S SCHOOLKIDS DON'T KNOW HOW TO SIGN THEIR NAME
They’ve stopped teaching penmanship.
LATEST IDIOT TEEN CHALLENGE: DUCT TAPE
He fell and hit his head after being wrapped in duct tape.
FATHER FOUND NOT GUILTY OF STEALING HIS DAUGHTER'S CELL PHONE
“A child does something wrong, you teach them what’s right.”
SUSPECT GOOGLES "HOW DO FUGITIVES ESCAPE"
He crashed his car, killing his friend.
UBER DRIVER PULLS GUN ON PASSENGER WHO FELT SICK
It was a $75,000 Lexus.
LIZARD FOUND IN STUDENT'S LUNCH SALAD IS NOW CLASS PET
Salad came from a health food store.
NASA TO STUDY SPACE HERPES
NASA is spending $80,000 to see…
CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK DISCOVERS HOMELESS MAN IS HER FATHER
She’d been looking for him for years.
GIRLS BASKETBALL TEAM KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE BECAUSE THEY KEEP WINNING
No one wants to play them.
ALLIGATOR DISCOVERED IN SUBURBAN ILLINOIS HOUSE
Had been there for 26 years.