GIANT BOA CONSTRICTOR RIDES NYC BUS
Guy left it there.
HIGH MAN TRIED TO VISIT HIS FRIENDS IN JAIL
Mission accomplished.
NAKED CAME THE MAILMAN
It was a joke, see?
KITTEN RESCUED FROM CONVEYOR BELT OF DEATH
Like in Toy Story 3.
DAD SHOPLIFTS DURING "SHOP WITH A TROOPER" NIGHT
Walmart caught him as he was leaving.
GUY TURNS HOUSE INTO PRISON TO TEACH 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER A LESSON
Spankings don’t work no more.
PACKAGE THIEVES HAD "STEAL MAIL" ON THEIR TO-DO LIST
#4. Write Shon #5. Shop lift.
COPS CALLED ON MAN IN THONG ON PORCH WITH RIFLE
It was a blue thong.
AUDIO: FREEWAY PROPOSER CHARGED WITH OBSTRUCTION
He blocked I-45 in Houston to propose.
AUDIO: BANK ROBBED DURING LIVE TV SHOT
“That’s the robber. That’s him right there.”