JOB APPLICANT SENT NAKED PHOTOS TO HR MANAGER

A 23-year-old man sent naked selfies to the human resources manager of a St. Charles, Illinois, company where he had just been offered a job. The HR manager received a text with two nude photographs between Aug. 11 and Aug. 13. When the man followed up the job offer with a phone call, company officials saw the number on the caller ID and realized he was the nude selfie sender. The texter told police that the photos were actually meant for another individual and were sent to the victim in error. The company rescinded the offer of employment.
* The nude shots were meant for someone else? Yeah, no kidding.
* What did the other person get? The guy’s resume?
* “We thought you had what it takes to fill this position, but having seen you naked, we realize we were wrong.”
* This is like the Coach TV show story today. That show was canceled before it started airing. This guy was fired before he started working.
* I guess there’s no need for that orientation meeting now.
* He stiffed himself.
* This is called “pulling a weiner.” An Anthony Weiner.
* There are some good things to getting fired before you start. It really cuts down on the time it takes to clear out your desk.