LEPROSY ON THE UPTICK IN FLORIDA. THANKS, ARMADILLOS
Nine cases so far this year.
FRIEND DROPS SHOOTING VICTIM OFF AT WALMART
Instead of a hospital.
FAMILY LOCKED IN CAR DEALERSHIP
Took them three hours and a sawzall to get out.
TOLLBOOTH WORKER FIRED FOR PAYING SOMEONE'S TOLL
A Florida tollbooth worker who had been on the job for nearly three decades was fired for paying a driver’s $5 toll. Vladislav Samsonov said that when he realized he charged a tractor-trailer driver too little earlier this month, he paid the difference out of his own pocket. “In my eyes there was no crime…
BURGER KING PAYS FOR BURGER-KING WEDDING
Joel Burger married Ashley King.
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER FOUND DRUNK, SHIRTLESS AND PASSED OUT
Shirtless, in a black robe and slippers.
HACKERS HIT CHEATING WEBSITE
“Life is short. Have an affair.”
NAVY TO STOP SERVING FRIED FOOD
“This isn’t a Weight Watchers cruise, it’s the goddamn Navy!”
POLICE SEEK ENERGY DRINK THIEF
He stole 103 cases of Five-hour Energy.