15-FOOT COW-EATING ALLIGATOR CAUGHT, KILLED
In, of course, Florida.
ANTONIN SCALIA SCHOOL OF LAW
#ASSLaw.
COUPLE ARRESTED FOR TWEEZER ATTACK
Couple attacks each other with tweezers.
GANGSTER TURKEYS IN NEW JERSEY
What other kind would you expect in New Jersey?
WOMAN USED BARE HANDS TO GRAB LETTUCE FROM SALAD BAR
Twice. Oh – and punched an off-duty cop who scolded her.
DOUBLE STABBING OVER DOODOO LEAVING
The fight began with one man defecating on his neighbor’s lawn.
AUDIO: FLIGHT ATTENDANT PULLS EMERGENCY SLIDE UPON LANDING
She did it intentionally.
KFC RE-TEACHING ITS EMPLOYEES HOW TO COOK
“Re-Colonelization”
MOM ARRESTED FOR GIVING HER THREE KIDS TATTOOS
All under the age of 13.
FIGHT OVER CRAB LEGS
In a buffet line.