GUN FALLS APART MID-ROBBERY
Well, THAT’s embarassing.
WIFE TAKES DEAD HUSBAND ON ROAD TRIP
Around Alaska.
WALMART EVACUATED AFTER BEE EXCHANGE GOES WRONG
The bees were inadvertently released.
GUY LEAVES BLACKJACK TABLE, ROBS BANK, RETURNS TO TABLE TO PLAY
In Charleston, West Virginia.
PAWN SHOP OWNER RECOGNIZES GOODS AS HIS OWN
Stolen from his house.
THE PIZZA ATM
Hot machine pizza in three minutes.
RICH PEOPLE PROBLEMS
Maid stole designer clothes, and didn’t separate whites & colors in the laundry
FLOOR COLLAPSES AT CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKEN IN TEXAS
Three injured.
90-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING PROSTITUTE
“I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old!
CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF TREATED FOR HEROIN OVERDOSE
I shot up the sheriff.