PROPELLER FALLS OFF STUDENT PILOT'S PLANE
They landed safely.
AMISH ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING
And, apparently, buggy surfing.
DRUNK MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A VAN
To be clear, the van was parked.
MCDONALD'S ELIMINATES KIDS FITNESS TRACKERS FROM HAPPY MEAL
They cause skin irritation.
FARMER AND 16 COWS DIE OF MANURE FUMES
A perfect s— storm.
BABY IN HOT CAR TURNS OUT TO BE LIFELIKE DOLL
“I put my finger in its mouth and it was all resistance.”
FLORIDA PLAGUED BY INVASIVE CAPYBARAS
Living and breeding.
GUY LOST 300 POUNDS BY WALKING TO WALMART EVERY DAY
One mile up, one mile back.
HUSBAND WANTS TO HELP WIFE WHO WANTED HIM DEAD
He faked his own death.
PSYCHO STALKS HER EX
With a tracking device on his car.