BATMAN STEALS BEER
Batman robbin’.
TRANSGENDER KEN DOLL CAKE CAUSES RUCKUS
As Ken doll cakes do.
TEXAS STEAKHOUSE WAITER SHOOTS AT ABUSIVE CUSTOMERS
The Little Red Barn in San Antonio.
ANGRY WOMAN DRIVES CAR THROUGH SAFEWAY SUPERMARKET
“Cleanup, aisle everything.”
THE WHATABURGER BANDITS
After the crime, it’s dinner time.
POLICE TRAINING OFFICERS BUSTED FOR ON-DUTY SEARCH FOR POKEMON
While training new recruits.
JUDGE REJECTS UNDERFILL SUIT AGAINST STARBUCKS
When is a 16-ounce coffee not a 16-ounce coffee?
MASSIVE EEL THEFT
A million dollars worth of eels.
AUDIO: RODEO CLOWN FIRED FOR GENDER IDENTITY COMMENTS
“If you’re confused then you need help, okay?”