BREAST MILK FACIAL WINDOW SMASHED
Police have no suspects.
MAN'S HOUSE HAS BEEN HIT BY CARS SIX TIMES
They cancelled his homeowners insurance.
AUDI CARS TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE TRAFFIC LIGHT CHANGES
But only if you’re at the right traffic light.
OLD MAN ROBBED DURING HOT DOG BREAK
She asked him for a hot dog.
TWO KILLED BY LIGHTNING IN CEMETERY
In Batavia, New York…
AUDIO: TALLYWACKERS, THE MALE HOOTERS, CLOSES IN DALLAS
“Bad location.”
HELP WANTED: AIR FORCE PILOTS
Must be willing to be shot at.