AUDIO: BURGER KING TESTS OUT THE WHOPPERITO
Same ingredients, different name.
DAD SELLS SON'S SUV AS PUNISHMENT
“He thinks it’s cool to drive around with his friends smokin’ dope.”
ANGRY WORKER DUMPS TWO LOADS OF DIRT ON BOSS
With a front-end loader.
MAN TREADS WATER FOR 20 HOURS
Fisherman fell overboard.
COUPLE MOVING INTO APARTMENT FINDS BODY
Along with a note from the killer: “Sorry for the smell.”
CHASE SUSPECT FOUND HIDING IN A JACUZZI
Flowers found in hot tub, literally.
COP ASSAULTED WITH PROSTHETIC ARM
By an angry customer at a car dealership.
WOMAN SUES FOR RIGHT TO EAT PLACENTA
She won. That’s her version, not ours.
KIDS EXTINGUISH FIRE WITH SUPER SOAKERS
They used their Super Soakers to control the blaze