YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Yo mama is so old she got a kickstand.

Yo mama’s house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama’s so old she only has two teeth, and they’re both in her pocket!

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.

Yo mama’s old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.

Yo mama’s so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.

Yo mama is so fat she has to wear Levi 1002s.

Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Yo mama’s so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.

Yo mama’s so old, she reminisces when she reads the Bible.

Yo mama is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she’s on the beach the tide won’t come in!

Yo mama’s so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool.

Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama’s so skinny, her pajamas have only one stripe.

Yo mama’s so fat her nickname is, “Damn!”

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.