THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS STUPID

(February, 2020) A Twitter thread has collected store workers’ Ridiculous Requests From Customers. Here are a few:
– ‘I had someone return a fully consumed rotisserie turkey. They said it was dry. So they wanted their money back.’
– ‘Customer’s child is doing a project on dinosaurs. Customer cannot believe we don’t have a single book with actual photographs of real dinosaurs.’
– ‘While working at a bakery, my friend was asked to put a loaf of sliced bread into the oven to bake it back into a single loaf.’
– ‘I used to work at an outdoor tennis court. A man would always call me to ask if it was raining.’
– ‘A dude in a truck came through the Krispy Kreme drive thru, he bought a single donut hole, then pulled the truck forward so I could feed it to his dog in the back of the truck.’
– ‘I work at a pet store. A customer called and had me pick out dog toys and squeak each one until he heard “the right one”‘.
– ‘Woman used to come in and order a Diet Coke with one ice cube, exactly one-inch square on all sides.’
– ‘I used to bus tables at the most prestigious restaurant in New Haven. A well-known artist’s wife would have us fold three tablecloths and position them around her ass for a better fit at the table.’
* PHONE TOPIC: Do your listeners have any stories of “Ridiculous Requests From Customers”?