MORE FUNNY NAMES KIDS GIVE THINGS

(Oct, 2021) From the Huffington Post, here is a new batch of Funny Names Kids Give Things:
– “My 4-year-old calls my small guitar a ukulady.”
– “My toddler calls the toilet seat the ‘butt hole.’”
– “My 4-year-old calls the nail salon the Toe Salon, and anyway…that’s what it’s called now.”
– “My kid just referred to Thursday as Little Friday.”
– “Need everyone to know my 4 year old calls Darth Vader ‘Darth Tomater.’”
– “My daughter says ‘lasturday’ instead of yesterday.”
– “12-year-old just called bugles ‘booglies.’“
– “My five-year-old just referred to my boobs as ‘long mountains.’”
– “My toddler just referred to a fly as an ‘air-spider.’”
– “My 7-year-old calls his big toe his ‘thumb toe.’”
– “Friend’s 3 yr old says: DO YOU THINK I’M A DOLLAR BILL?! My friend: ‘He means adorable.'”
* Well, aren’t all your children a dollar bill!
* At least there was only one entry involving the bathroom.
* They’re either coming up with funny names, or they need their hearing checked.
* To all of you parents here, let me emphasize: you can’t start pre-school soon enough.
* PHONE TOPIC: Has your kid named anything cute?