ANOTHER ROUND OF KIDS’ WEIRD NAMES FOR THINGS

(July, 2022) We’ve got another round of “Kids’ Funny Names For Things”:
– “My 3-year-old forgot the name for chicken nuggets and called them ‘orange meat cookies.'”
– “My son called a paper cupcake liner a ‘muffin skirt.'”
– “8-year-old, singing quietly to himself ‘Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.'”
– “My 9-year-old just told me: ‘Thank you, Catherine Obvious.'”
– “My four-year-old calls question marks ‘mystery marks.'”
– “Daughter calls flies ‘fake bees.'”
– “At the splash pad today, my kids decided to call the mist from the water ‘water dust.'”
– “My kid recently discovered double stuffed Oreos and now he refers to regular ones as ‘Diet Oreos.'”
– “My 3 year old calls Flonase ‘mommy’s special nose medicine’ and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.”
– “My 6yo thinks that Good Friday is called ‘Freaky Friday.'”
– “My daughter calls her forehead her ‘hairbone.'”
* Isn’t this adorable? All these kids will need a special class in school.
* They’re either coming up with funny names, or they need their hearing checked.
* Another takeaway could be, these parents need to E-NUN-CI-ATE.
* Seriously, life would be much more understandable if, instead of focus groups, manufacturers would just give their products to a class of pre-schoolers and let them name it.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did your kid come up with a cute name for something?