MORE FUNNY NAMES FOR WHAT KIDS CALL THINGS

(Nov, 2022) Oh, those kids!!! Here is another batch of Funny Names That Kids Give Things:
– “My kid just learned ‘uh oh spaghettios’ but he keeps forgetting and is yelling, ‘Oh no noodles!’ instead.”
– “My toddler just walked by saying ‘cinnamon bitch’ over and over, and I felt attacked until I realized he meant ‘son of a bitch.’”
– “Today, he said Walnuts instead of Walmart.”
– “My 11-year-old said, ‘Daddy, I heard a new song called Bohemian Raspberry, do you know it?'”
– “My kid just called fog ‘ghost water.'”
– “My 5-year-old refers to ear wax as ear guts.”
– “My 6-year-old calls exclamation points ‘yell marks.’”
– “My son calls the playground ‘gang-ground.'”
– “I just found out my four year old calls pizza sauce ‘blood cheese.’”
– “The movie Happy Feet, or what my 3-year-old calls it: Tappy Toes.”
– “My daughter has confused the name for Halloween activity, calling it Trick or Trunk.”
– “My 6-year-old called wheat crackers “weed crackers.”
* That depends where you buy the crackers, doesn’t it? Maybe the kid shops at a cannabis store.
* That cursing toddler has been watching too much Rick & Morty.
* Time to get these children to an ENT, have their ears checked.
* Try to remember the cute times when they come home and tell you they wrecked the car.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did your kid come up with a cute name for something?